2012

Dam this blasted weather machine,iam shaking as i type this by candle light.
But don't despair my peoplez we have a plan.We have a new weapon in development that has the potential to destroy the weather machine.
Here is a prototype of our device.


http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/water- ... shot-1.jpg

This is me along with my too trusted scientist test firing the weapon .The idea is to fire the water balloon at the weather machine to scramble its electric circuits,and hopefully ending THE BIG FREEZE.
The first shot is to be fired in April 22nd so fingers crossed.

So all you need to stop it is a water ballon? Can't you just get into a helicopter, fly over the damn hing, and poor a bucket of water on it? Does it do any damage when it rains? When snow lands on it? Just being in exsistance? Oh, no. That's impossible because this Illuminanti thing is a load of BS, by bad.

Well look who it is, none other then Mr planet x.
Whats a matter are you feeling awfully cold lately and have now finally realised what is happening around you.
And now you want to know how to destroy the weather machine.
Well we are a bit strapped for cash at the moment so we have to look for cheaper alternatives but don't worry i will tell you how we get on once we have fired on it.

You were dropped on your head when you were a baby, weren't you? I mean, you'd have to have some sort of mental problem to not relize I WAS INSULTING YOUR INTELLIGENCE. The cold weather is natural, considering WE'RE IN THE FREAKING MIDDLE OF WINTER. It's like standing in the middle of a war zone and thinking "Why are there so many bullets flying pass me?", and then being hit by one and, with your last dying breath, you wonder why this happened. Next you'll be telling me their Weather Machine (That doesn't exsist, by th way) can magnify the sun's rays and will burn us to a nice oily crisp in IN THE FREAKING MIDDLE OF SUMMER, which would be even less believable.

I thought the Ice Age was the coldest?

guess not, the person has a URL to show as proof.

this machine could be very helpful.
we could save the icecaps maybe?
and prevent the sea-level from rising.

Listen i too thought Ikes can of tenants was just messing with us but now i,m cold and have been cold for too long, i think he is rrrrrrrighht about the weather mmmmmachine and ittttts cold effects, Ickes is a taxi driver in london and knows alot of iluminarts, think we should sssssssstop ridiculing him and sssssstart to listen to him before i need to ppppppput the heating on

Even if it is getting colder, it's not because of a weather machine. It's more likely some natural occurance, and everything will be fine next winter.

I live in Australia where it's summer and it's probably been the hottest summer ever here. Adelaide has been over 40 degrees celsius nearly everyday for the past few weeks. Melbourne has been over 40 degrees celsius alot lateley and before I saw it was 46, could've been higher. Sydney has had areas over 40 degrees celsius and tomorrow will be the hottest city on earth when it's expected to get very close to 50 degrees celsius in some parts! That's just a few of the major cities, soooooo many other areas have been in the high 30's to mid 40s in degrees celsius the past couple of weeks.

I guess they are testing their heat machine on Australia. It's unfair I don't have air con till next week We are one of the closes nations to Antarctica and yet we are the hottest nation on earth right now f*** you weather machine people it's too hot here cool us down! Not too much though, it's great going to the beach with all the hot females around, many in thongs and many topless. mmmmm. But cool us down lol

by vesh on Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:51 am

I live in Australia where it's summer and it's probably been the hottest summer ever here.

Summer eh? In february? You may be on the other side of the world but im pretty sure our seasons arent that far apart.