2012

I had 2 very important tennis Illumies in the back of my cab the other night, opp pardon not like that you cheeky buggers .
I cant reveal their names as they will find me and they will kill me.
But one of the tennis illumies looked more ape then man, and went by the name of pistol Pete.
The other was a high class English gentlemen, very polite but oozed of being a loser. I heard him purr like a tiger, and clucked like a chicken and spat a lot. Come to think of it I don't think he had any class at all. Anyway I will give you the gist of it.
If Andy Murray wins Wimbledon the clouds will blacken out the sun and rain for 11 days and 11 nights.

I'm slightly confused here. Are you just sarcastic or are you really a nutcase?

Hey, you're back to your old game! I've been missing your ridiculous ravings. Well, I looked up Wimbledon, and it's apparently some sort of Tennis Competition... Andy Murray is a Scottish Tennis Player... I'm getting the feeling SOMEONE is just afraid of Scottish people. Blame your country. Anyway, what does this whole issue with Tennis and/or Scottish people have to do with the Sun being blacked out for 11 days and 11 nights? Do your Space Lizards like screwing with us? I'd think so, based on all this "If a certain non-threatening event occurs, a completely unrelated event will occur" BS you keep throwing out.

Oh, one more thing. Do you want to know how little I take you seriously? While I was typing this, I was listening to a guy sing who pretty much dresses in drag for a living. You're really only hurting yourself with this stuff. Well, except when you recommended people should throw away the masks being handed out to stop the spread of H1N1 (Or Swine Flu). That could kill someone, and you'd be partly responsible. But then, you'd have to be very unintelligent or have a Mental Handicap to believe such statements, as well as any combination of the two.

you cannot be serious

Could this possibly be the most dangerous man in Britain right now.

Now i get it!! Leyton hewitt looks meaner i reckon... C'MONNN!!!

Omg, it's SATAN!!!

Ok, you're starting to scare me. Not because I'm coming around to your way of thinking (I'm not), and not because I'm one of these Space Lizards and know I'm in trouble (I'm neither of these things). No, I'm scared because I'm startking to think you actually believe this stuff you're saying. Perhaps I've been too hard on you. Perhaps you're just mentally unstable or something of the nature, and you're in need of help. At least I'd like to believe that.