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I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby Jiminybillybob » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:13 pm

Hi, i'm Al (but I prefer Mr. Weatherspoon) and i think I've been abducted by aliens. In fact i'm sure of it. Several times over the years i've had these strange experiences. The latest one was 24 december. I was out with a couple of buddies till the early hours. At 2am we decided to call it a night. I started driving my truck back to my place but stopped when i saw a SUV parked on the side of the track. I started walking towards it but then i saw this bright light. I was blinded by it. Next thing i remember is standing by my truck looking to where the SUV was but now their being nothing their. This was now 27 december. My family confirmed i was missing for over a week. I can remember certain bits of my abduction. I thought i could remember them cutting me open but i can't remember what they did. When i got home and finally had a shower i noticed a small incision in my left big toe. It had been aching ever since my abduction but i never thought to look. I'm scared of going to a doctor in case i get x-rayed. I don't know what effect x-rays will have on me now i've been operated on by aliens. I can't remember what the aliens look like but this face :ugeek: brings a sense of terror. I remember the lead alien talking to me. I can't remember what he said but i know it was something to do with a comet and it's made me really scared that maybe he was telling me a comet is going to hit Earth and they're tracking the people they want to save, which is why they implanted something in my toe. I took this photo when i got back into my truck afterwards. There's a light in the sky on the right that can't be a lone star and a green thing in the field on the right that i know wasn't there when I took the photo. I don't know what it means but i'm really scared. This is the 3rd time i've been abducted.

Has anyone else had any similar experiences?

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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby ExoVampire » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:08 am

Now listen. Resurrections of the magnetic field in the brain can do to your feelings seems too real to be labeled as a dream. In most cases, seeing people that they are abducted or otherwise of UFO'er because one's brain emits an electronic shock. This can happen during climates transformation, Northern, and so on ...
Hope you understand it may have been. - Almost everything has a logical reason why things happen ;)
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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby Jiminybillybob » Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:53 pm

Now you just listen to me. I ain't been playing with no magnets. Can't buy them round here. I know aliens exist. I've seen them almost every night for 25 years. If my brain emitted electronic shocks then I'd have a higher electricity bill than I do. The climate hasn't transformed either. It's still hot in summer and cold in winter. And how does being a Northerner mean I suffer from dementia?? You tell me that things have a logical reason. Isn't a UFO a logical reason? And how do you explain the photo I took? It clearly shows what can only be a UFO and a green alien. What do you think that is? A bloody sign!?

Thanks for your reply,
Mr. Weatherspoon
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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby Guest » Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:04 pm

lol the photo is arora borealis red neck its when you can see the moments of earths magnetic field they have green and all sorts of colors
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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby Guest » Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:05 am

What a load of hogwash , one minute you say you dont remember and in the next your quoting an alien , too much moonshine methinks
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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby Jiminybillybob » Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:30 pm

YOOOUUUUU what!? The Aurora? The Aurora is a secret plane the USAF have but say they don't have have. And it isn't green. No air force planes are green.
As for the second reply, I never quoted an alien. On the contrary, I said "I can't remember what he said". "Can't" is a negative word. It means the opposite to "can". That isn't "can" as in "can of beans", it's "can" as in the opposite of "can't", which is the opposite of "can" again. I could go on but I feel no need to explain myself to a skeptic who's single minded and always assumes us abductees are nutters! You're just jealous! You just want to be abducted so you can go and tell everyone down at the local tavern! That's why you won't be abducted. You can't keep a secret. They only abduct people who they know won't tell anyone. The World is in grave danger! That's why they're keeping tabs on the ones they want to save! I'm a Public Relations And Traffic officer. I'm a trustworthy person. They want to save me when the comet comes!

Better get back to packing my gear anyway.
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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby Guest » Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:27 pm

you not alone mr weatherspoon. i to have been abducted by aliens!!!!! i was driving home about 3 weeks ago, then bright light and 3 days later i woke up at home. all that i remember is kinda a humming which i believe to be the sound of there UFO!!!!! Their out their watching us.
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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby Guest » Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:11 pm

aurora borealis is the northern lights for rednecks who dont know
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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby Dylan » Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:06 am

Probobly the Nothern Lights.And magnetic brain waves going to you head,the thing is there is no comet,most people know that.

I think I do renember being abducted...I'm not shure if it was a dream or not,because I can hardly renember anything.It happened 3/4 yrs ago,and I went to bed.When I fell asleep,it seemed as if I was dreaming,but im not so sure.

I "opened" my eyes,and everything was all blurey and yellow.(this is still in my "dream" now...)I was lieing down,on this metal board thingy,and I looked left and then I could see this little table-cup-board thing,with these crazy shaped tools on.After that,I woke up and I could one renember that.
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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby Jiminybillybob » Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:22 am

Thank you guest 1 (fellow abductee) for your sensibubble reply. I'm glad I'm not the only one who has been contacted. Tell me, do you have a small incision in your left big toe? And the humming sound is what I've recorded for many years. Over the past 25 years I've been seeing strange lights in the sky. Some moving, some stationary. The stationary ones come back night after night and are silent craft. The moving ones only appear every so often and have a low humming sound! This is more than coincidence.

The object in the photo is not the Aurora Borealis. The Aurora can only normally be seen from really far northern latitudes and it covers the whole sky, as in this photo: http://dyn.ifilm.com/resize/image/produ ... 6765_4.jpg

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