I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby Admiral General » Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:43 pm

I haven't seen UFOs or think I've been abducted by aliens but, I do believe they are out there somewhere. My family and friends say I am crazy or don't believe they exist. I want to see an Alien Spacecraft or be saved if there is a comet headed for Earth :S I suppose it won't happen though :\ I hope someone can post a picture of a real ship and not a photoshopped or fake etc.., I believe your story and other abductee people. People who say it's fake or swamp gas or some magnetic stuff are just blind slaves to the Government! But not us...we'll be the ones laughing when an Alien ship shows itself to them (if they do)
-Josh
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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby Admiral General » Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:52 pm

jewkid80 wrote:if their gonna save you why didnt they save a dinosaur or two when the comet killed them

Because the dinosaurs would have eaten them
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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby Jiminybillybob » Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:53 pm

Guest1 wrote:First of all, I must ask. How do you get off the short bus when you go to preschool for the 8th year?

I was expelled from preschool for setting fire to the teachers wig, so the bus isn't a problem.

Guest1 wrote:I agree with Buckaroo, there are 31 Days in December, not 37, after the 31st day it goes to January 1st.

January is before December. If it went back to January it'd be going back in time and I think we'd notice cause we'd get birthday cards with the same age on every year. You not considered that?

Guest1 wrote:Second, the moon is not the reflection of the Earth, it is a chunk of rock held in Earth's gravitational field.

I phoned up NASA and asked if they'd ever sent any candy rock in to space and they said NO! There goes your theory...

Guest1 wrote:Third, Noah did NOT go to the moon, he was a Bible figure and they couldn't make spaceships, it was just a boat.

This was before Newton had invented gravity so it was much easier to get into space. Noahs boat went to the moon to escape the flood.

Guest1 wrote:Fourth, wouldn't the coat smell really bad after a while? Just Saying

It does but I rarely see anyone so it doesn't matter.

jewkid80 wrote:if their gonna save you why didnt they save a dinosaur or two when the comet killed them

Crocodiles and turkeys were dinosaurs once. Same as fishes.

Weatherspoon
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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby Exile999 » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:49 am

OMFG! I've had these same experiences! you are not alone. Be warned though.. aliens DO come in different forms! This one time, I got home from the doctor I had to get a needle for whatever the hell it was.. and I went and played some playstation. I think it made the aliens angry because one of them burst THROUGH MY WALL!!! they didn't even use the door!? how rude right? but then it was like FLASH next thing I remember.. I was eating a banana in a different room. HOW CAN YOU EXPLAIN THAT!? Luckily I haven't gotten my sofa stolen yet.. I love mine. Just me talking about it makes me nervous. This alien that burst through my wall.. was hiro nakamura from heroes! HE TOOK A FICTIONAL FORM! This is just some scary stuff..

To the doubters: I haven't done drugs in MONTHS it CAN'T BE AN ILLUSION!

Also, Steven hawking is an alien! think about it people! he's a genius, can't talk..can't move.. it's because he's used to his home planet gravitational force! This is a low form of alien though... not the super omega supreme intelligent ones that abduct people.

a note: aliens hate cheerios! BE ARMED COMRADES!
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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby MoonPrawn246Motorway » Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:34 pm

I want to expose this doofus as a fraud. I live 8 Miles away from him and know that he's had all kinds of bank accounts and credit............... No, I need to save that for another time (another time). Anyway he makes all of this stuff up I know all about it, this photo proves it.

Anyway now I'm here I can tell you my story.... I was born on a tiny island called South Sentinel, I forget where it is because I wiped my own mind. I've been back to the past from the future. When I was older I found a space ship in some trees on the south side of north sentiment Island. It was blue I think with some small tracks some tiny plane-like wheels and a name plaque that said mallard on it. It was half buried but I could get in the door. I've tried to find a picture of it online, but this is the closest i could find.

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inside there was a stack of old videos and a time machine. the old videos were loads of copies of 'how to grow a time machine in your beard in 34.25 days' and the time machine was made of hair. I decided I was fed up of being born and living on this island so i grabbed the nearest mind alteration device and went back to a week before I was born, some time between now and when the dinosaurs were dropped onto the earth by i giant transport helicopter which also went back in time. Here's a photo taken by the pilot.

I kidnapped my mum and took her to this place where i was born. I'm also an ancestor of Paul O'grady.

DON'T BELIEVE THIS GUY HE'S AN IDIOT!
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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby ihavebeenabductedbyakiens » Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:12 pm

HEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeello, how can , from the 24th December to the 27th December be over 1 week, I thought this channel was for real people who really think they have been abducted, but are afraid to admit it to any of their friends or family, sorry!, but you should be blocked from posting here, because i feel like a proper idiot for allowing myself to divulge my personal info on a channel with an imposter like you. sorry, but i have to say, Bye, Bye.
I was looking for intelligent responses, not crap from a skitso, sorry, i have to say that
Hugh
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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby Clau » Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:14 pm

Please post many pictures to give proof. Next time you get "abducted" bring a camera along.
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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby clau » Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:26 pm

I was also abducted by aliens :mrgreen: :twisted: it looked like them two combined.
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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby Clau » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:59 am

clau wrote:I was also abducted by aliens :mrgreen: :twisted: it looked like them two combined.

Hey, don't take my name buddy!
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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby you r a tool » Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:37 pm

Um.... dec 24 to dec 27 doesn't equal quote "my family said i was missing a week"... whats that? um, four days, um not a week?


get your story straight
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