I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby alienagent » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:12 am

Don't be scared!. If they wanted to harm you they would have done so. Whatever you got, it was for your benefit as well as theirs.

I've had the works! Needle in the stomach, needle in the pelvis, capsule placed up my nose and into my skull, skin samples taken, plus other things.

I'm still here. Yes, I do suffer some pain from time to time where they took some pelvic bone samples or something, but that's not so bad.

I get phantom toothache from my extracted teeth and that was by an Earth dentist.

X-rays wont affect your implants if you have one. Don't know about MRI scans. You should be fine with the implant, especially if it's a crystal one.

Crystal surface recorders are as safe as you'll get and they don't fester. They are small, but record tremendous amounts of information, yet only a fraction of the memory of a biological (living cell)recorder.

In due course all computers will have biological (living cell) computer memory and processors.

At least that's my experinces which go back many years to my childhood.

I was born with a fear of the Pleaides Star System. My Alien "friends" don't come from there.

You are very lucky. Enjoy your privilege. Be less frightened next time and they may show you lots of things as a friend.

The more you experience though, the less you talk about it. Some things are just between friends!!

If you find an implant, I recommend leaving it where they put it, but that is only my personal experience.

Aliens are people. They are just a different race of people.

When you look at what we are doing in Iraq and Afghanistan, not to mention all the crime in our cities, you should have more fear of fellow man than Alien people.

Google "The Cooper Material". It is supposed to be leaked US Government files on an up coming ALIEN INVASION!!

Your Government knows all about ALIENS!! NASA knows about Aliens in a big way!!

If you are a US citizen, don't forget that it is a criminal offence to be abducted by Aliens even if you are an unwilling party!! Google "US Alien Contact Laws".

The GESTAPO is alive and well in the US!!

Above all else, don't live in fear. Just live life and enjoy the knowledge that "The Truth Is Out There!"

They are real, and they will be making a lot more visits during the day. One day they may be so common that you wont bother watching them flying around.
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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby Person » Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:56 am

Heh, I liked the first photo link to the dramatic cat.
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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby Arber » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:52 am

WTF?

Am I missing the point here? Is this Thread meant to be a joke or are some of these guys really such tools?
I mean, I read the original post and though "Hm ... well ... let's see". But then, the original poster attached a photo of a toy and a car carrying a sofa (sic!) ...? What the hell?

And more posts after that, some of these guys still "support" his post? I mean, I thought this forum is not a Comedy Forum, but apparently I have missed the point here.
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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby Jojo09 » Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:36 am

Mmmm, ok

I have always known theres something out there, how can we be so ignorant to think that there's just us in the whole of the universe. from my personal experience I have seen starting back in the 90's, 3 Unidentified Flying Objects the most recent being Sunday early hours, suffering with restless sleep and mild insomnia, I leave my Blinds open so that I can see the sky from my bedroom window, I awoke at around 4:30am and noticed a something in the sky, at first I thought it might be a star but it was far to low and big to be a star, nor was it the moon which was half cresent above my house in the sky. I kept looking at this White Bright Object, it looked as though the light was getting brighter and pulsating in the middle, so bright that when I looked directly at the centre of the Object it blinding me a little, it was round in shape and there was no sound or movement, it was so still in the sky, I woke my husband to have a look and he said, "what in hell is that" I said its been there for over 10mins now and it ain't moved we both watched it for a few minutes longer, then a plane much higher up went passed it and then, the object vanished.

I do believe something going to happen in 2012, but not sure what exactly been doing a lot of research on the Mayan Calendar and the up and coming prophecies, which I think the governments all around the world know something about, as to Alien Abductions I have never experienced it. But that doesn't mean I don't believe in it either.

Brightest Blessings to all
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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby ilbi » Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:01 pm

I really don't believe he was talking to you about some coment but i believe you were kidnapped by aliens :D
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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby Guest » Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:58 pm

If you 'aliens' are who / what you say you are than a few things should be able to be provided as proof:

#1 Post who I am ( I want my first and last name ) and where in the world I'm posting from ( city/town and state/province )

#2 Make something happen to me : either abduct me or arrange for some misfortune event to take place - shouldn't be too hard for all knowing, all seeing aliens right??


You have 24 hrs to make something happen or post the above information I requested. If you 'aliens' are, in fact, aliens of benign power you should EASILY know who and where in the world I am

I challenge you to make something happen to me....


you have 24 hrs or I post ALL of your IP's and subnets => everyone on here will know you're posting from your office cubicle..... websites are beyond easy to hack into and gather account information right

P.S. responding in certain ways will PROVE you are human so be careful how you 'call me out'....
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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby Jiminybillybob » Sat Apr 11, 2009 6:44 pm

Why won't they leave me alone!?!?

I'm going to have to whisper cause I don't want it to hear me, but I think an alien spirit has possessed my tumble dryer. It keeps setting fire to my pants and firing laser beams at me when I'm trying to eat. When I'm in another room it picks fights with the iron and nicks my washing powder! That coupled with my exploding computers is costing me a fortune! I had to repaint the car cause of it all! Has anyone else had this problem? If so, how did you get the alien spirit out? Was it a simple matter of putting a carrot on a string and luring it into a trap or did it not fall for that old trick?

Another thing. What kind of tumble dryer do you people use? I use a Whirlpool but it never seems to dry my clothes, even before the alien spirit got ...AHH! I mean, even before the alien spirit got in there (shh). I put my clothes in, put the dishwasher tablet in, and turn it on, but my clothes always come out soaking wet and covered in spaghetti stains. I have to put them in the toilet and flush it to remove the spaghetti stains my tumble dryer puts on them!

HELP!
Many kind regards,
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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby Guest » Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:59 pm

If you 'aliens' are who / what you say you are than a few things should be able to be provided as proof:

#1 Post who I am ( I want my first and last name ) and where in the world I'm posting from ( city/town and state/province )

#2 Make something happen to me : either abduct me or arrange for some misfortune event to take place - shouldn't be too hard for all knowing, all seeing aliens right??


You have 24 hrs to make something happen or post the above information I requested. If you 'aliens' are, in fact, aliens of benign power you should EASILY know who and where in the world I am

I challenge you to make something happen to me....


you have 24 hrs or I post ALL of your IP's and subnets => everyone on here will know you're posting from your office cubicle..... websites are beyond easy to hack into and gather account information right

P.S. responding in certain ways will PROVE you are human so be careful how you 'call me out'....


GEE GEE 5 days later and guess what??? N O T H I N G

pretty funny that none of the 'aliens' on this forum even bothered to respond....

But of course, someone will NOW come to the front and claim that I am ''not worth our intelligence'' or "you're not worthy of proof being provided" or something of the like ; ridiculously stupid
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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby guest2 » Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:34 pm

I think Mr. Weatherspoon is pulling your leg.
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Re: I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS ME!

Postby Guest1 » Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:34 pm

Jiminybillybob wrote:
Buckaroo wrote:I dont even know where to start with this utter drivel.
Ok - your aware that there arent 37 days in december?? Or any other month come to think of it.

Well I wouldn't have started there if I were you. What happens after December 36th then genius? The world ends? It goes onto December 37th!

Buckaroo wrote:Your also aware that the man who walked on the moon was NEIL Armstrong and not NOAH???

No he wasn't! The great flood came so he built an ark and went to the moon. Where else would he go? The Earth was flooded with lots of newfound water!

Buckaroo wrote:"Aliens is real"......you mean aliens ARE real right?

Ah so you believe me then.

Buckaroo wrote:And NEIL Armstrong does often talk about his Apollo missions - can I suggest you retune your red neck TV to the Discovery channel......you will find a program called NASA's Greatest Missions" in this you will several of the people who walked on the moon talking in great detail about their experience.

Great detail? Sounds boring. "Then I looked round and saw another rock. Then another one. Then another one!". You do realise the moon doesn't really exist don't you? That thing we see in the sky is a reflection of Earth. Seriously. Did you go to school? How would it stay near Earth if it wasn't attached to us in some way?

Buckaroo wrote:Dear oh dear.....how on earth do you manage to dress yourself every day?!??!?!

If I don't have to I won't bother. If I do have to I just wear a big coat and leave it done up. Easy.





First of all, I must ask. How do you get off the short bus when you go to preschool for the 8th year? I mean you obviously can't be serious about this or you'd be a nutter. I agree with Buckaroo, there are 31 Days in December, not 37, after the 31st day it goes to January 1st. I thought they taught this in preschool. Second, the moon is not the reflection of the Earth, it is a chunk of rock held in Earth's gravitational field. Even if it was the reflection of the Earth they would need something to reflect it off of. Third, Noah did NOT go to the moon, he was a Bible figure and they couldn't make spaceships, it was just a boat. Fourth, wouldn't the coat smell really bad after a while? Just Saying
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