Jiminybillybob wrote:Thank you guest 1 (fellow abductee) for your sensible reply. I'm glad I'm not the only one who has been contacted. Tell me, do you have a small incision in your left big toe? And the humming sound is what I've recorded for many years. Over the past 25 years I've been seeing strange lights in the sky. Some moving, some stationary. The stationary ones come back night after night and are silent craft. The moving ones only appear every so often and have a low humming sound! This is more than coincidence.

The object in the photo is not the Aurora Borealis. The Aurora can only normally be seen from really far northern latitudes and it covers the whole sky, as in this photo: http://dyn.ifilm.com/resize/image/produ ... 6765_4.jpg

Mr. Weatherspoon

I think I've been abducted. Both times I went to bed, I just blinked and then suddenly it was morning and I can see normal and blurry whenever I want. I do believe both of you.

Hi...I do believe what your saying and I too think this earth is in big trouble! All you have to do is read the ultimate truth.....the Bible! It's states that these are the fallen angels from before the demons and they are not friendly. They might may you feel like they are safe but believe me they will only endanger us. We must all believe in our Lord and Savior this is the only way of being saved. We are in the end days and anyone that is so close minded not to believe will be in big trouble and not prepared what so ever when the time is here. I feel sorry for the ones who are so ignorant and misinformed they are the poor souls who better pray for mercy from our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ! Wake up people like they say "not many will be saved!" Besides that what totally bothers me is the ignorance and close minded people out there is it so apparent that you are so unintelligent it's best to keep your mouths shut at the cost of showing your true ignorance. Listen and learn and learn to listen. It's pretty sad when one can't be open-minded enough to want to learn. Oh well your ignorance is what will kill you in the end! Having no knowledge of what's going on. It also talks of that in the Bible that none will listen when the time comes. Oh well like I said I feel sorry for those ones, because when the times comes there will be no one to save your sorry butts you better at least have knowledge and wisdom on your side! Good Luck to all!

Jiminybillybob wrote:S'APPENED AGEN! :O

A couple of days ago I was sitting on my sofa when something came crashing through my door. I thought at first it was a burglar but then I saw it. It looked like a strange, humanoid shaped creature. Bigger than a person. Pink with yellow spots. It had huge, scary looking eyes. I was ready this time and got a photo (see below). Sorry about the small image. I have a really old computer. If I put bigger images on there my computer starts billowing out thick black smoke and my pet budgie suffocates. I get through about 4 budgies a week. Trying to cut down.

The alien threatened me and my sofa with a spud gun then abducted us both. I managed to escape but it won't give me back my sofa. I really want this sofa back. It's a family treasure, passed down through the generations. It was given to my family by one D.F.Smith 2 years ago. The alien seems to be taunting me now. It just flies around in its spaceship with my sofa on top making rude gestures at me. What can I do? I took a photo of the alien swearing at me in its spaceship with my sofa on top so if anyone sees it and has the means to shoot it down it'd be much appreciated.

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Weatherspoon

Interesting, I didn't think Mr Blobby did ram raids these days..... Especially since the picture comes very close to a picture of the pink man in a suit after a bit of editing on photoshop:

May I ask some questions?

- Would an alien resemble Mr Blobby? - Is there a picture of the smashed door? -When you say "abducted us, who else was there? - Why is just the head of this humanlike creature on the floor? - Can Mr Blobby fly cars?
- How did you get such a good focus on a flying car with a pink spot in it? - What do you mean, you escaped abduction?
- Would you call an old white VW a spaceship? - Does a slight overload of computer RAM cause billowing black smoke?
- Aliens are armed with spud guns now, are they? - You say the sofa was handed down the family for generations, and given to you 2 years ago...... ? - Wouldn't you be in a state of shock if Mr Blobby crashed through the front door?

Anyone else worked out yet that Mr Blobby comes from the planet of the BBC, which orbits the sun of Wood Lane, which I think lies in the galaxy of LonDon?

Dear Mr. Kenobi
Thank you for your kind interest in the subject matter at hand.

TheYoungPadawan wrote:May I ask some questions?

Sure, go ahead. Oh, you already have. I see.

TheYoungPadawan wrote:Would an alien resemble Mr Blobby?

Have YOU ever seen Blibby without his suit on?? No! Blibby IS an alien!

TheYoungPadawan wrote:Is there a picture of the smashed door?

TheYoungPadawan wrote:When you say "abducted us, who else was there?

The sofa, obviously

TheYoungPadawan wrote:Why is just the head of this humanlike creature on the floor?

Snot on the floor. He's actually standing really close to me and thats all I could get in the camera

TheYoungPadawan wrote:Can Mr Blobby fly cars?

Look at the photo. The camera never lies

TheYoungPadawan wrote:How did you get such a good focus on a flying car with a pink spot in it?

I went forward in time, measured his speed and then moved my arms accoringly

TheYoungPadawan wrote:What do you mean, you escaped abduction?

The alien tried to take both me and my sofa but couldn't carry us both so I twisted his ears and he let me go

TheYoungPadawan wrote:Would you call an old white VW a spaceship?

No? Whats that got to do with anything? He wasn't flying a VW. He was flying a spaceship

TheYoungPadawan wrote:Does a slight overload of computer RAM cause billowing black smoke?

That's my computer after a large image was used

TheYoungPadawan wrote:Aliens are armed with spud guns now, are they?

This one was

TheYoungPadawan wrote:You say the sofa was handed down the family for generations, and given to you 2 years ago...... ?

He gave it to my grandma but she didn't like it so gave it to my mum who had moral objections to it so she gave it to me

TheYoungPadawan wrote:Wouldn't you be in a state of shock if Mr Blobby crashed through the front door?

No I didn't go near any electrics

TheYoungPadawan wrote:If a banana cost £2 and i buy 22,468,213.4...how much is the reward from the police for catching the alien?

http://img22.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cctvofalienbeingblownup.jpg

Too late, I've already dealt with him. As for how I got hold of a missile, the CIA were meant to send it to Bin Laden but the postman misread the address and put it in my bin with the lid on. So I used it to shoot down the alien.

Kind regards,
Weatherspoon

I had a dream once, it's late at night the wife and I are sleeping we wake up in the middle of the night, we go outside and we see all of our neighbors looking towards the sky, we turn around look up and we see this big black cloud flying over the top of our heads... thats it but my wife and I had the same dream and we've had a couple of related dreams, maybe too many alien movies

I am doubtful. You say it happened on the 24th of December, you came back on the 27th but your family reported you as missing for over a week.... 24th to the 27th is only 3 days...

A.Gentleman wrote:I am doubtful. You say it happened on the 24th of December, you came back on the 27th but your family reported you as missing for over a week.... 24th to the 27th is only 3 days...

My family reported me missing every day for over a week, even when I was back. They've got the missing persons unit on speed dial 666, right after KFC home delivery. They spent the extra week trying to order a KFC but they've got fat fingers so kept call...-

Aliens is real but they don't make crop circles. Crop circles is made by God. This is God's way of communicating with us. I know this because he called me on Skype and told me (his ID's HeavenLounger666 if anyone wants to ask him any questions about creation or whatever, but he says don't call him on Saturdays between 10 and 11am 'cause that's his gymnastics class). Trouble is not many people understand what the crop circles mean. Luckily I found and bought a God-English dictionary at WHSmiths in Egypt with a Tesco voucher I found on the floor in Debenhams in Belgium whilst looking for a 16th century eyeglass made of clear custard (easily mistaken for wallpaper paste and honestly, just as tasty). To make clear custard:
- 2 ounces of flour
- Froga legs (a froga is a mutated snake that someone mistook for a frog back in 1509AD. Obviously "Frog" was already taken and "Untitled 1" was read-only)
- 1 vole (or 3 weasels if you can't find any voles)
- Mix together
- Heat at gas mark 6 for 20 minutes
- Add milk
- Stir using fossilised slugs treated with magic herbs

I digress. Using my new God-English dictionary I have been able to successfully translate a number of crop circles. I'll use these 4 as an example. If you have a crop circle in your field and would like me to make sense of it, don't hesitate to get in touch.
http://www.ufomystic.com/wp-content/upl ... rcles1.jpg

Starting top left and going clockwise:
- The shops close early tonight
- Europe doesn't exist
- The Moon will spin out of control on February 36th, 1997 around about tea time
- I bet you'll get a helicopter and take a photo of this

Weatherspoon

First off, I am doubtful of your abduction only as I don't know of any legal intergalactic pickups of any sort. As of this, if that has been happening without acknowledgment, it will be dealt in the most serious of matters. As of the comet, unfortunately there is a comet, it will not be in 2012 though. We(my race)do know when and where it will hit (this has nothing to do with what you call planet X). I am not aloud under any circumstances to alert any of your race as to when this is, as under the act x22oz3. When a species in the protection/observation of the galactic federation is in any danger from an object themselves or another species they themselves must prepare and can not be assisted in anyway unless presence of the federation are known to the species for more than 2 of that species years. Failure to follow this act will result in the severest of matters(rough translation to human language). As for other replies it is not a good thing to make fun of other species you always wonder why we never alert you to our existence and for good reason. You have yet to evolve. Again, once you lose the aggression, selfishness and are more respectful, kind and less ignorant then it will be time. Till then, you will just have to wait as we will, and when you ready we will be waiting for you.

I have a sneaky suspicion you're lying xenou. You know, I come here with a legitimate story backed up with photo-evidence and a recipe for 16th century clear custard which I couldn't find anywhere else and people called "xenox" come and poke fun at me!

You know that I was hoping
That I could leave this starcrossed world behind
But when they cut me open
I guess I changed my mind

Now I'm back at home and
I'm looking forward to this life I live
You know it's going to haunt me
So hesitation to this life I give

Oh oh oh OOOOOOHHHHHH

OOH NOW I'M BACK AT HOME AND
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS LIFE I LIVE
YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO HAUNT ME
SO HESITATION TO THIS LIFE I GIVE
WHOOAAAOOAAA

Speaking of which, have you ever been to the Subway bars xerox? If you do, have a look in the salad section. Carrots are salad aren't they, yet there's a suspicious lack of carrots in the salad section. In fact there's NONE! Can you believe it??!! Not a SINGLE carrot in the salad section at Subway! I went there the other day and they said "What would you like in it M'Lord?" and I said "Just carrots please" and they said "Er...yes. About that. We ain't got none". I was shocked! I said "Well what about in the salad section? Carrots are a salad. There MUST be some in there!" and they said "Nope, sorry. Ain't got none in there either. How about a ghurkin?". A GHURKIN! I ASK YOU!!! You ever been treated in this way Lexmark? This is exactly how you're treating innocent victims of alien abduction like me and the good citizens of Kathmandu don't appreciate your existence!

Kind regards,
Weatherspoon

I was not mocking/making fun of you,but I don't know of any scheduled pick ups to do with the federation! As for the ''carrots'' I don't understand what a Terra-origin vegetable has to do with pick ups(abduction is a harsh word,why you use it I don't understand).