BucsFan wrote:All of these alien abduction stories are a crock. The truth is aliens don't need to abduct us as they have had spies in our midst for centuries. This is no theory, this is a fact. This is how they did it. They have placed canines in our homes as agents. They are the perfect spies. Think about this: They are trusted more than humans and they have other worldly super senses of hearing and smell. These trained otherworldly species pretend to be animal like in intelligence but are actally far above human intelligence. They transmit all data recieved in overheard conversations via telekenisis to the home planet where powerful computer data mine all the conversations and combine it with electronic interceptions to gain a complete understanding of our species. Thank goodness the truth is now out! Read my forthcoming essay "Dogs, alien spies from outer space" at http://www.clownfart/alienspies.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Ricky wrote:Oh...dear. I mean, I can take someone implying that he or she is an atlantean (or Mayan for sorts), but...seriously? Because, If I am correct, you are implying that my 12 year old Chihuahua is plotting to kill me.