For one, I am not a Christian. I do not consider myself a Christian, or any other existing religion at this time, for that matter. I am not an atheist, however. Most of my information on Christianity and the Bible come from television. The rest comes from the internet or various books I have read (Minus the Bible directly). I do this to show how the Christian God is a jerk. I'm not just anti-Planet X. Oh, and sorry Christians.
First of all, the Christian God is very spiteful, and not the smartest deity. From what I know on the story of Adam and Eve (False due to the theory of evolution), God says that EVERYONE sins AT BIRTH, all because that dumb b**th Eve at one of the apples God SPECIFICALLY told them not to eat, partly because of a f**king snake. Now, I don't know what's sadder about this setup. The fact that Eve was stupid enough to ignore GOD, or the fact that God was stupid enough to allow her to get in such a situation in the first place. And how the heck did the snake get there? Is Satan a freaking shape shifter? And speaking of that, why would Satan (Formerly Lucifer) have anything against the creator of everything? I assume it's because he was a jerk. And if it was because God wasn't giving Lucifer something he thought he deserved, maybe it's God who's at fault from what I know of his behavior. That Noah and the Flood Story, for example. If anyone doesn't know what I'm talking about, rather than looking it up, you can just pick up a copy of Evan Almighty. Or Bruce Almighty, if you don't care and/or want a better movie. Getting back on topic, you'd have to be a real jerk to commit worldwide genocide. So in a way, Adolf freaking Hitler was NOTHING compared to his God! Yeah, Hitler killed over six million people, but God has killed thousands of people of all races, religions, nationalities, as well as thousands of animals, probably a lot of plants (Which are important), and, most likely, billions of microbes. So, lets take score. Hitler was responsible for the death of millions, while the Christian God is responsible for the death of billions, perhaps even over a googol, or even centillions. Those are real numbers, and they are freaking BIG.
Now onto real life. Remember the Crusades? The basic premise was to send a whole bunch of Christians with weapons to some place in the Islamic Middle East to take some city the Pope thought was of some significance to Christianity. A lot of people died, and I'm sure that only those who fought at Jerusalem hadn't died in vain. Well, they sort of did, in a way. Because unless the Christians and the Jews have nothing against each other, the Christians are going to have a hard time getting to Jerusalem, because- guess what?- The Jews own it now! Speaking of Jewish people, I don't see how Jesus was ever associated with Christianity. From what I know, Jesus was Jewish, not Christian. And wasn't he the King of the Jews? So let's back up here. If Jesus was the son of God, as Christians claim, wouldn't he follow the true faith (According to Christians, Christianity)? Well, either Jesus wasn't God's son, God at all, or even related to God except through worship (To the JEWISH God, by the way), or the true faith isn't Christianity, but Judaism. Makes you think, doesn't it?
Now has anyone ever seen White Jesus? You know, a White, blue-eyed, blond-hired, clean shaven Jesus, who I sometimes call "Aryan" Jesus. There is but ONE question you need to answer to realize that anyone trying to pass of this White Jesus as what Jesus really looked like (Yes, there was a historical Jesus. We can all agree on that.). You must ask yourself "Where was Jesus born?" The answer? The Middle East, of course! And most people born in the Middle East, especially at that time, are- Get this, European Christians- Middle Eastern! Not White! In fact, considering the geography and political situation, there's more of a chance Jesus was Black than White. At least it seems like that to me. But the most likely possibility was that Jesus was Middle Eastern. Most likely, White Jesus was created by a European Church because they couldn't accept that Middle Easterns had a chance of being superior to White people, seeing as how their Lord and Savior was Middle Eastern. So they decide to create one of the biggest lies to ever be told, next to religion itself.
Also, because Jesus was JEWISH, and he preached ideas that make up modern-day Christianity (As it's SUPPOSED to be, but isn't thanks to people who take the Bible WAY too seriously), wouldn't that help the idea that Christianity is TECHINCALLY a sect of Judaism, especially since both religions believe in the Old Testemant? Try to work your way out of this one, Christian White Supremasists (Looking at YOU, Hitler).
More later... Sorry...

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