Ok, so governments everywhere always want people to spend their money, keep it in circulation. Just a though, but if it was me, I would announce to the country on live television that we're all going to die in 2012 because we will be eaten by robot alien illuminati space lizard ninjas. However, it needs to be stressed that resistance is futile, otherwise people will just waste their money on guns and stuff. Just tell everyone that they won't be able to use their money in a few years time, so spend the whole damn lot now. Hooray for economic recovery.

On the other side of the coin, we could also have Obama round up all the republicans and put them in FEMA death camps (there's no point to them anymore. They'll be dead before they can run anyway, so let's kill them now!) and become the evil antichrist dictator dude. Tell the people that he can stop those damn robot alien illuminati space lizard ninjas if he has everyone's unquestioning obedience, and start breeding some kind of mutant army of gerbils or something to take over the world.

At least, that's what I would do.

... I really hope that's an attempt at sarcasm

Fool wrote:Ok, so governments everywhere always want people to spend their money, keep it in circulation. Just a though, but if it was me, I would announce to the country on live television that we're all going to die in 2012 because we will be eaten by robot alien illuminati space lizard ninjas. However, it needs to be stressed that resistance is futile, otherwise people will just waste their money on guns and stuff. Just tell everyone that they won't be able to use their money in a few years time, so spend the whole damn lot now. Hooray for economic recovery.

On the other side of the coin, we could also have Obama round up all the republicans and put them in FEMA death camps (there's no point to them anymore. They'll be dead before they can run anyway, so let's kill them now!) and become the evil antichrist dictator dude. Tell the people that he can stop those damn robot alien illuminati space lizard ninjas if he has everyone's unquestioning obedience, and start breeding some kind of mutant army of gerbils or something to take over the world.

At least, that's what I would do.

But fool i want to be the antichrist ........must check your poll see if i am ahead

Guest wrote:... I really hope that's an attempt at sarcasm

If you have to ask that question, you're really in trouble.....

Actually, I think Bob the Builder is beating Obama - slightly.